Caution : Prolonged exposure may cause death

Face to face with zombie scum and things are going right down the tube; fast. The teeth I currently have wrapped around my arm are tenacious. Even after removing the head from the body, the jaws still continue to clamp down on my arm. I set my arm on the trailer and use the hatchet to make a respectable divert into the skull of the head, and the jaws finally let up and I'm able to remove the now lifeless head from my arm. I toss the new body and head into the pool and ignite the gas. As I turn to head back into the house I notice that I have more "friends" on the way. I'll have to leave the trailer since I can't haul it with a broken arm. The route back into the house will be difficult, I hadn't taken into consideration that I would lose an arm. I round the corner of the house and see five zombies right in my path. Hatchet in hand I rush the group and pray. The first one, missing both arms and the better portion of it's face, lunges at me teeth first. I side step it and push it to the ground. Two and three team up and attack together, I plunge the hatchet into the temple of one and leave it there while I grab the boom stick and put it to the other one's face and blow it's nose out the back of it's skull. By now the last two are interested and on the hunt. I retrieve my hatchet and throw it at the closest one's head. It connects and plants right in it's forehead, and I pump the second shot of the boom stck into the last one's ear, spraying zombie brain goo all over the side of the house. The carnage I left in my wake was to be admired, just not right now. Right now I need to get intside and tend to my arm.....